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Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Blink if you want me!

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Your opinions are not my business.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Threads:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Trending via Telegram:

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

Just shared via Facebook:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

Seen just now on Facebook:

Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

Seen just now on Twitch:

There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

Just shared via Facebook:

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Just landed via Reddit:

Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Going viral on Discord:

Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

Jan 23, 2025

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Telegram:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Reported on TikTok:

I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

Making waves on Slack:

How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

Seen just now on Threads:

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

At what age do I delete Snapchat?

Broadcasted on Threads:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

Just landed via Discord:

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

Going viral on Telegram:

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

Just landed via Twitch:

Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

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