I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

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They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

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Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.