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  • I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.
  • Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.
  • Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.
  • If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.
  • They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.
  • If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.