I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.
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"Who wouldn't want to give an elephant a trunk upgrade? 😂🐘 Talk about making a real change even after you've kicked the bucket! #OrganDonationGoals"

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