I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I… Commentary:"Who wouldn't want to give an elephant a trunk upgrade? 😂🐘 Talk about making a real change even after you've kicked the bucket! #OrganDonationGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 It takes guts to be an organ donor. When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.” I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food. When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off. I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.