If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house. New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty. Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care. Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.” That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
