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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช has copied:

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ญ has shared:

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has bookmarked:

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ป has viewed:

My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น has viewed:

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has copied:

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has viewed:

I donโ€™t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

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I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

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Shared recently on Slack:

What base is it when youโ€™re flirting with a woman, and she asks, โ€œAre you all rightโ€?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

In my 20โ€™s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40โ€™s: oh.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

Just landed via WeChat:

At least I can say I tried. I didnโ€™t try, but I can say I did.

Spotted on TikTok:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I donโ€™t know anything about cars or women.

Reported on Reddit:

Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as โ€œinteresting.โ€

Spotted on Pinterest:

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

Making waves on YouTube:

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

Going viral on Facebook:

With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡น has downloaded:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I canโ€™t do this anymore.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฏ has shared:

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has viewed:

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช has shared:

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has shared:

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has shared:

Earth is hard.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ช has shared:

Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has viewed:

Thatโ€™s not my girl bestie, thatโ€™s my platonic wife.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ผ has bookmarked:

You never know how strong you are until someoneโ€™s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช has copied:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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Breaking via Facebook:

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

Reported on Twitch:

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Trending via Snapchat:

Thereโ€™s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Making waves on Facebook:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

Trending via Twitch:

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

Going viral on TikTok:

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

Spotted on WeChat:

The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

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