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  • I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.
  • When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.
  • When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”
  • Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.
  • Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
  • Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.