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Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

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Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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If you see me in public, it’s AI.

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As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.