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It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat…

It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat…

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Oh, the eternal struggle of wanting to devour everything in sight but also magically lose weight! 🍔🤷‍♀️ Who needs logic when you can just skip straight to the end result, right? 🤣 #DietDilemmas

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged diet, eat, eating, fitness, food, health, humor, i, just, less, simple, simplicity, want, weigh, weight on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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