Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Ni… Commentary:"Getting left on read is like waiting for a royal response from a Nigerian prince… except you're neither getting a fortune nor a crown 👑🤷♂️ #RoyalGhosting" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story. Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read. If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. “I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets. Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.
