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You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t h…

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t h…

Commentary:
"Sorry, darling, but you'll have to choose between pouty perfection and purrfection! 🐱💋 Who needs glossy lips when you have a fabulous feline to cuddle with? Meowvelous choice! 😹💄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beauty, cat, choice, dilemma, glossy, glossy lip, humor, lip, lips, pet on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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