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I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomor…

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomor…

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'self-care' routine 😂🍷 Who needs a gym when you've got a liquor store within walking distance, am I right? Time to get those steps in… straight to the wine aisle! 🚶‍♂️🍾 #Priorities"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged better, care, health, humor, liquor, liquor store, myself, procrastination, self-care, start, store, tomorrow, walk, walking on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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