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  • I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.
  • Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.
  • Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.
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  • I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.