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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless some…

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless some…

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"Valentine's Day: the one day a year when we switch from eye-rolling cynics to hopeful romantics faster than you can say 'chocolate-covered strawberries' 🍓💘 Who can resist the power of a well-timed gift? 😉 #LoveHateRelationship"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged believe, case, celebrate, day, gift, give, holiday, humor, i, irony, love, me, present, relationship, someone, stupid, valentine's, Valentine’s Day on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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