Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.
  • Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.
  • I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.
  • I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.
  • Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?
  • I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.