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If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

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I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

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It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

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I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

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Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.