Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of vacation – where your mind drifts away to a tropical paradise, but your bowels remain firmly grounded in reality! 💩🏖️ Just when you thought you could leave all your worries behind, your bowels kindly remind you they're not taking a break anytime soon. Happy travels, and may your digestive system be ever in your favor! 😆✈️"

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