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  • Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.
  • I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.
  • No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.
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  • Coffee is just goth water.
  • My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.