Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Watching women in movies sleep so peacefully is like a dream…while I'm over here resembling a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog rolling around in my blankets! 🌭😴 #SleepGoalsVersusReality" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise. It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep. I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.