My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.
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Looks like he's finally seeing things more clearly! 😂👓🦷🌞 #Sun-KissedSmile

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