After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

Commentary:
"Dear Winter, your free trial has ended and I am not interested in signing up for a full season subscription. Thank you, next! ❄️🚫 #WinterCancellation"

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