Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

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Ah, Spotify, where time is merely a suggestion and ads are forever lurking in the shadows like ninjas 🕰️🎶 Don’t worry, just sit back, relax, and get lost in the musical void… until suddenly, BAM! Ad-break attack! ⏳🎧 #SpotifyChronicles

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