Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

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What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

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Thaw me like one of your french fries!

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Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

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My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.