Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys. Commentary:🔑👃 "Forget losing my keys, now I just have to worry about losing my nose ring! Talk about an unconventional keychain 😉 #Priorities" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind. If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it. My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair. Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped. You lose some, you lose some more.