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Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

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Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

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It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

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I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

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Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.