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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow be…

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow be…

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Well, they do say never trust a cow especially when the sun can't swim! 🐄🌞 Mercury is finally back on track, so maybe now the cows can get their act together too. Don't let those sneaky cows fool you while Mercury is direct! 😉🔮

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absurdity, cow, humor, longer, Mercury, never, retrograde, sun, swim, trust on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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