“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Smooth moves! 😎 Maybe it's time to start a 'romantic glasses collection' on that nightstand of yours! 🤓💕" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read. I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted. If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you. If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope. People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.