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  • “There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?
  • My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.
  • Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.
  • I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?
  • The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.
  • Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.