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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave…

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave…

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Looks like while they were busy debating the future of the nation, someone decided to secure a sweet victory of their own… 🍰🏃‍♂️ Who knew dessert could be the ultimate distraction tactic! #CakeNinja

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged arguing, cake, distraction, everyone, humor, leave, leaving, me, party, politics, saw on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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