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Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

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People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

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When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

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They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

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Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

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Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

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I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.