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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive ability to focus and actually complete a task without getting distracted, a rare trait indeed! 🐿️💨 Let's appreciate those task-finishing unicorns in a world full of multitasking squirrels 🦄🤹‍♂️ Keep your eyes on the prize, not on the acorns flying everywhere! 🌰🤪"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged comparison, crack, finish, focus, humor, hundred, just, multitasking, once, people, productivity, squirrel, start, task, things, trying on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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