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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

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I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

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I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

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I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

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This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

Someone from has viewed:

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

Someone from has bookmarked:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.