My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

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Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

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I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

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Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

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Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

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Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

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I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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My brain is 80% song lyrics.