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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being…

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being…

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"Can we really trust the accuracy of polls when they rely on the bravery of those willing to answer the call of the unknown number? 📞😂 Who knows, maybe the key to a more accurate poll is to start telemarketing our survey questions instead! 🤔📊 #DialingForData"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged answer, being, calling, humor, i, number, people, phone, polls, reason, skepticism, trust, unknown, unknown number on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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