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  • First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict thatโ€™s the last Iโ€™ll ever see of that.
  • I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.
  • โ€œQuitโ€ is not in my vocabulary but โ€œresignโ€, โ€œdrop outโ€, and โ€œgive upโ€ are.
  • Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.