Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you. Commentary:"Oh, looks like your spaceship's landing gear is still deployed! 🛸 Let me close the hangar for you before we take off into civilian fashion territory! 🚀👖" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people. I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together. Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you? Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.
