I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

5 months ago

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"Looks like the couch is on a mission to save you from the evil clutches of exercise! 🦸‍♂️💪 Who needs a workout when you have a trusty couch sidekick ready to defend you at all costs? 😂🛋️ #CouchPotatoForLife"

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