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Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

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Like shark attacks on humans, itโ€™s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls arenโ€™t interested in murdering people.

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4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

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When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

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People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

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โ€œAI is coming for your jobs!โ€ Iโ€™d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

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Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

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Iโ€™m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

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Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to โ€œget those beans brewingโ€.

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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