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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

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Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

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The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

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I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

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My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

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Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

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Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.