If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When someone tells you to make yourself at home but you're not in the mood for visitors 🛑🏠😂 #IntrovertProblems #SorryNotSorry Related Funny Posts 🤝 Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much. Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job. When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home. Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet. Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.