The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.
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"Remember, the Thanksgiving dinner table is not for holding grudges… but your car is! 🚗💨 #DriveOffTheGratitude"

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