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  • When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.
  • Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.
  • You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.
  • My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
  • Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.
  • My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.