Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power l… Commentary:"Who needs coffee when you can chew on a power line? ⚡☕ Just don't forget to floss those sparks away! 😉 #ElectrifyingEnergy #PowerToThePeople" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you. Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries. Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God. Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.
