I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

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“Ah, the delicate balance of socializing and recharging – a true art form! 🎨💤 Who knew being brilliantly social could require so much downtime in the bedroom cave? 🦸‍♂️💤 Just remember, even superheroes need their rest! 💪😴”

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