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If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge fro…

If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge fro…

Commentary:
"Why question the wonders of hot showers when they turn you into a magnificent ruby gem? 💎💦 Clearly, it’s nature’s way of giving you that radiant glow without the need for expensive facials! Keep shining bright, you beautiful gem! ✨🔥"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beautiful, beautiful ruby, beauty, bright, bright red, emerge, good, hot, hot shower, humor, i, irony, red, relaxation, ruby, self-care, shower, why on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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