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Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wonderi…

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wonderi…

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"Hey there! Are you Black Friday, because you've got me feeling like I need to fight through crowds just to uncover your irresistible discounts! 💸🛍️ #SavageSavings"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged black, Black Friday, dating, deal, flirt, Friday, girl, humor, joke, line, pickup, pickup line, wondering on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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