Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: … Commentary:"Looks like the liquor store clerk got hit with a zinger! 🤣 Maybe they can recommend a good bottle to help with that burn! 🔥🍾 #SassyCustomer" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead. Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store. Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar. As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?” If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.
