“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

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Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

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Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

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The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

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I have no beef with vegetarians.