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Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

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I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

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Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

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I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

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All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.