If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.
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πŸŽ…πŸΌπŸŽπŸ“† "Santa: the ultimate part-time worker and full-time judge. Must be nice to only work one day a year and spend the rest making his list and checking it twice! πŸ˜‚πŸ“ #SantaClausIsComingToTown"

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