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  • Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?
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  • I could low-key really use a wish right now.
  • Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.
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  • This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.