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  • The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.
  • My age is news to me every single time I remember.
  • I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.
  • There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.
  • Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.
  • If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.